Spanker of the Week Archive

  • Normally we don’t single out an entire group of non-round eyes for our Spanker of the Week selection but today is not a normal day.  No sir, on normal days the Chinese don’t report a...

    Spanker of the Week: The Chinese

    Posted on November 18, 2011 | 1 Comment
    Normally we don’t single out an entire group of non-round eyes for our Spanker of the Week selection but today is not a normal day.  No sir, on normal days the Chinese don’t report a...

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  • This week in our “Spanker of the Week” feature we here at Bueno Joe are hoping that Karma is not real and there will be no backlash for our bashing. Our “Spanker” is one of...

    Spanker of the Week: Mother Nature

    Posted on March 18, 2011 | 2 Comments
    This week in our “Spanker of the Week” feature we here at Bueno Joe are hoping that Karma is not real and there will be no backlash for our bashing. Our “Spanker” is one of...

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  • The Spanker of the Week, to date, has been about individuals.  Horrible individuals who display the worst qualities that humanity has to offer.  We attack these bags of douche with words of anger in hopes that...

    Spanker of the Week: BYU

    Posted on March 11, 2011 | 3 Comments
    The Spanker of the Week, to date, has been about individuals.  Horrible individuals who display the worst qualities that humanity has to offer.  We attack these bags of douche with words of anger in hopes that...

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  • In the past we’ve seen plenty of Spankers that pull off the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde routine.  For instance, Michael Vick seems like the typical annoying running quarterback one week, then without warning he is a...

    Spanker of the Week: Christina Aguilera

    Posted on March 4, 2011 | 6 Comments
    In the past we’ve seen plenty of Spankers that pull off the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde routine.  For instance, Michael Vick seems like the typical annoying running quarterback one week, then without warning he is a...

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  • By now I’m sure everyone is aware the Somali Pirates have murdered 4 more sailors.  Normally, stories on Bueno Joe that mention Pirates and Sailors are about fornication somewhere very uncomfortable, and we don’t mean...

    Spanker of the Week: Somali Pirates

    Posted on February 25, 2011 | 4 Comments
    By now I’m sure everyone is aware the Somali Pirates have murdered 4 more sailors.  Normally, stories on Bueno Joe that mention Pirates and Sailors are about fornication somewhere very uncomfortable, and we don’t mean...

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  • This week we have a two way tie for our “Spanker of the Week.”  The first contestant is an organization who may have just botched a deal on the quite possibly the best player in the...

    Spanker of the Week: Michael Vick

    Posted on February 18, 2011 | 2 Comments
    This week we have a two way tie for our “Spanker of the Week.”  The first contestant is an organization who may have just botched a deal on the quite possibly the best player in the...

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  • They are everywhere.  In your malls, at the local grocer, McDonald’s, Target and I have even seen one at my local Strip Club.  OK, maybe she was just in costume, but it was convincing.  Like a Nazi...

    Spanker of the Week: Girl Scouts

    Posted on February 4, 2011 | 4 Comments
    They are everywhere.  In your malls, at the local grocer, McDonald’s, Target and I have even seen one at my local Strip Club.  OK, maybe she was just in costume, but it was convincing.  Like a Nazi...

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  • By now you may have figured out that a majority of the Bueno Joe crew happens to be a bunch of geeks.  We love our movies, games, and technology.  The Spanker of the Week this...

    Spanker of the Week: Kinect Dad

    Posted on January 28, 2011 | No Comments
    By now you may have figured out that a majority of the Bueno Joe crew happens to be a bunch of geeks.  We love our movies, games, and technology.  The Spanker of the Week this...

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  • It is rare that a fit of rage will come out of Bueno’s mouth.  There is only one thing on this earth, besides New England and Hector, that makes my blood boil like this week’s...

    Spanker of the Week: Westboro Baptist Church

    Posted on January 21, 2011 | 3 Comments
    It is rare that a fit of rage will come out of Bueno’s mouth.  There is only one thing on this earth, besides New England and Hector, that makes my blood boil like this week’s...

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  • They fill the Garden and cheer on the biggest cry baby in sports.  They pack Foxboro and support a cheating bunch of classless delinquents.   They file into Fenway in hopes that the junior Yankees keep...

    Spanker of the Week: New England

    Posted on January 14, 2011 | 5 Comments
    They fill the Garden and cheer on the biggest cry baby in sports.  They pack Foxboro and support a cheating bunch of classless delinquents.   They file into Fenway in hopes that the junior Yankees keep...

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  • Roll out the red carpet and call the secret service because this week’s “Spanker” is an Obamanation!  That’s right folks, President Barack Obama is the Spanker of the Week.  What for?  Was it his health...

    Spanker of the Week: Barack Obama

    Posted on December 31, 2010 | 3 Comments
    Roll out the red carpet and call the secret service because this week’s “Spanker” is an Obamanation!  That’s right folks, President Barack Obama is the Spanker of the Week.  What for?  Was it his health...

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  • So far this Holiday season, Bueno Joe has graced you with Christmas classics, holiday hymns, Sexy Santa’s and Naughty little helpers.  With Christmas being tomorrow, we want to leave you with one last present.  A...

    Spanker of the Week: The Grinch

    Posted on December 24, 2010 | 2 Comments
    So far this Holiday season, Bueno Joe has graced you with Christmas classics, holiday hymns, Sexy Santa’s and Naughty little helpers.  With Christmas being tomorrow, we want to leave you with one last present.  A...

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  • The alarm sounds.  That ever so annoying buzzing plays like nails on a chalkboard in your still sleepy mind.  You do the routine: bathroom, shower, breakfast, keys, wallet, phone and out the door.  Your freshly...

    Spanker of the Week: Missouri Drivers

    Posted on December 17, 2010 | 3 Comments
    The alarm sounds.  That ever so annoying buzzing plays like nails on a chalkboard in your still sleepy mind.  You do the routine: bathroom, shower, breakfast, keys, wallet, phone and out the door.  Your freshly...

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