Senor of the Week Archive

  • Don’t act like you’ve never thought what it would be like to caress his triangular flaps or gaze into his dead black puppet eyeballs. He’s always been and always will be. He is Kermit the...

    Senor of the Week: Kermit

    Don’t act like you’ve never thought what it would be like to caress his triangular flaps or gaze into his dead black puppet eyeballs. He’s always been and always will be. He is Kermit the...

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  • I’ve spent the entire day balled in covers consumed in a world of meth. At least that’s what it feels like. I’ve just emerged from a day-long Breaking Bad marathon. And it wouldn’t be a...

    Senor of the Week: Aaron Paul

    I’ve spent the entire day balled in covers consumed in a world of meth. At least that’s what it feels like. I’ve just emerged from a day-long Breaking Bad marathon. And it wouldn’t be a...

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  • I apologize in advance for this post. I’m feeling a bit lazy. Hey there’s this actor who fits the conventional standard of attractiveness and his name is Joshua Dallas. Here is some information about him...

    Senor of the Week: Joshua Dallas

    I apologize in advance for this post. I’m feeling a bit lazy. Hey there’s this actor who fits the conventional standard of attractiveness and his name is Joshua Dallas. Here is some information about him...

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  • The fourth installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn (Part 1) is going to hit theaters in four days.  For some people those days can seem like years. Lonely years spent plunking the keys of...

    Senor of the Week: Robert Pattinson

    The fourth installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn (Part 1) is going to hit theaters in four days.  For some people those days can seem like years. Lonely years spent plunking the keys of...

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  • Oh Leo, how we love thee! (That’s a reference to Romeo + Juliet.) You’re the man of our dreams (Inception) . You’ve sank into the murky depths of our cold hearts (Titanic). You’ve burned down...

    Senor of the Week: Leonardo DiCaprio

    Oh Leo, how we love thee! (That’s a reference to Romeo + Juliet.) You’re the man of our dreams (Inception) . You’ve sank into the murky depths of our cold hearts (Titanic). You’ve burned down...

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  • Start the video before reading for maximum enjoyment.   In continued support of our men in white and red (and sometimes gray like storm clouds gathered over the Mississippi, omens of tumult and upheaval. Portents...

    Senor of the Week: Matt Holliday

    Start the video before reading for maximum enjoyment.   In continued support of our men in white and red (and sometimes gray like storm clouds gathered over the Mississippi, omens of tumult and upheaval. Portents...

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  • This week’s Senor was a no-brainer. Who else would it be besides MVP and hometown hero, Cardinal 3rd baseman, David Freese?  I won’t go into all the fancy sports stuff he did mostly because I...

    Senor of the Week: David Freese

    This week’s Senor was a no-brainer. Who else would it be besides MVP and hometown hero, Cardinal 3rd baseman, David Freese?  I won’t go into all the fancy sports stuff he did mostly because I...

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  • You might know Kenny Wormald from MTV’s 2007 show, “DanceLife” or “Center Stage 2: Turn it Up.” If  you haven’t seen these fine gems of American culture, you might recognize him from the previews for...

    Senor of the Week: Kenny Wormald

    You might know Kenny Wormald from MTV’s 2007 show, “DanceLife” or “Center Stage 2: Turn it Up.” If  you haven’t seen these fine gems of American culture, you might recognize him from the previews for...

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  • We were introduced to Joseph Gordon-Levitt when he played a pubescent Mary Tyler Moore on 3rd Rock From the Sun. Something about his milky-skinned innocence would’ve made you trade your Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper for...

    Senor of the Week: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    We were introduced to Joseph Gordon-Levitt when he played a pubescent Mary Tyler Moore on 3rd Rock From the Sun. Something about his milky-skinned innocence would’ve made you trade your Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper for...

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  • Yeah, we all love old Brad better, before he cultivated the most ironically hideous facial hair the world has ever seen  and started collecting children like they were Cancun shot glasses. Plus there was the...

    Senor of the Week: Brad Pitt

    Yeah, we all love old Brad better, before he cultivated the most ironically hideous facial hair the world has ever seen  and started collecting children like they were Cancun shot glasses. Plus there was the...

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  • Hello man lovers! This week’s senor is none other than Fredrik Ljungberg, otherwise known as nameless hot guy number 8 . You probably aren’t too familiar with Fred, but all you really need to know...

    Senor of the Week: Fredrik Ljungberg

    Hello man lovers! This week’s senor is none other than Fredrik Ljungberg, otherwise known as nameless hot guy number 8 . You probably aren’t too familiar with Fred, but all you really need to know...

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  • You’ve likely never hear of him, but that needs to change. A la Wikipedia, “David Todd Rawlings is a professional guitarist and singer. He is best known as the longtime musical partner of bluegrass singer-songwriter...

    Senor of the Week: David Rawlings

    You’ve likely never hear of him, but that needs to change. A la Wikipedia, “David Todd Rawlings is a professional guitarist and singer. He is best known as the longtime musical partner of bluegrass singer-songwriter...

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  • Ladies love a man with a sense of humor. Unfortunately, most comedic actors don’t exactly look like typical Hollywood leading men.   And most male movie stars, no matter how attractive their particular arrangement of...

    Senor of the Week: Paul Rudd

    Ladies love a man with a sense of humor. Unfortunately, most comedic actors don’t exactly look like typical Hollywood leading men.   And most male movie stars, no matter how attractive their particular arrangement of...

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  • As I was perusing the great and infinite Werld Wyde Webb looking for Senors, I came across a little piece about Matthew Fox. You might know him as the serious-hero-backpack wearer from LOST. Apparently on...

    Senor of the Week: Josh Holloway

    As I was perusing the great and infinite Werld Wyde Webb looking for Senors, I came across a little piece about Matthew Fox. You might know him as the serious-hero-backpack wearer from LOST. Apparently on...

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  • This week, ladies (and gentlemen), I bring you Nelsan Ellis who plays Lafayette from True Blood AKA (cue Oprah voice) America’s Faaaavorite Gaaay! Even though Lafayette died in the book, his character became so popular...

    Senor of the Week: Nelsan Ellis

    This week, ladies (and gentlemen), I bring you Nelsan Ellis who plays Lafayette from True Blood AKA (cue Oprah voice) America’s Faaaavorite Gaaay! Even though Lafayette died in the book, his character became so popular...

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  • Dear Barry, I have been in love with you ever since you played Matt Camden on 7th Heaven. I loved your hair and how it was blonde and shaggy and parted down the middle, it...

    Senor of the Week: Barry Watson

    Dear Barry, I have been in love with you ever since you played Matt Camden on 7th Heaven. I loved your hair and how it was blonde and shaggy and parted down the middle, it...

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  • This week, let’s take a look (or two) at St. Louis’s own heartthrob, Jon Hamm. It’s no coincidence he hails from Creve Coeur, which is French for broken heart.  Cute, right? St. Louisans, I know...

    Senor of the Week: Jon Hamm

    This week, let’s take a look (or two) at St. Louis’s own heartthrob, Jon Hamm. It’s no coincidence he hails from Creve Coeur, which is French for broken heart.  Cute, right? St. Louisans, I know...

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  • Last week we featured Shark Boy, aka Team Jacob, as our Senor of the Week.  This week we are going to the other team of Twilight!  He’s handsome, he’s single and he is our Senor! Check...

    Senor of the Week: Team ???

    Last week we featured Shark Boy, aka Team Jacob, as our Senor of the Week.  This week we are going to the other team of Twilight!  He’s handsome, he’s single and he is our Senor! Check...

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  • Way back in the day Bueno Joe was asked if he was on Team Jacob or Edward.  The answer was simple, Team Bueno!  But then we did some research and as soon as we found...

    Senor of the Week: Team Jacob aka Shark Boy

    Way back in the day Bueno Joe was asked if he was on Team Jacob or Edward.  The answer was simple, Team Bueno!  But then we did some research and as soon as we found...

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  • We all know that when St. Louis isn’t bleeding blue, it is a town that lives and breathes Cardinals baseball.  And while I’ll admit the Redbirds have some of the greatest to ever play the...

    Senor of the Week: Brian Wilson

    We all know that when St. Louis isn’t bleeding blue, it is a town that lives and breathes Cardinals baseball.  And while I’ll admit the Redbirds have some of the greatest to ever play the...

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  • Since it is our favorite day to snack on some chili cheese dogs, nachos, Slurpee and big gulps, we figured it would be fitting to dedicate this Senor of the Week to the Men of 7-Eleven....

    Senor of the Week 7/11: Men of 7-Eleven

    Since it is our favorite day to snack on some chili cheese dogs, nachos, Slurpee and big gulps, we figured it would be fitting to dedicate this Senor of the Week to the Men of 7-Eleven....

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  • Don’t you wanna come with him?  Don’t you wanna feel his bones?  On your bones? It’s only the Senor of the Week!  Ladies and Killers fans, Bueno Joe is proud to give you Flowers…..Brandon Flowers....

    Senor of the Week: Brandon Flowers

    Don’t you wanna come with him?  Don’t you wanna feel his bones?  On your bones? It’s only the Senor of the Week!  Ladies and Killers fans, Bueno Joe is proud to give you Flowers…..Brandon Flowers....

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  • #10 on Bueno’s Hottest Men in Hollywood sat David Boreanaz.  So you might ask yourself, why hasn’t he been a Senor of the Week?  Good question.  Call it a brain fart, lack of common sense...

    Senor of the Week: David Boreanaz

    #10 on Bueno’s Hottest Men in Hollywood sat David Boreanaz.  So you might ask yourself, why hasn’t he been a Senor of the Week?  Good question.  Call it a brain fart, lack of common sense...

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  • To me this week’s Senor is one of the greatest catchers in the last 20 years and could also be seen standing alongside Danny Trejo in one of his many diverse roles as a Mexican...

    Senor of the Week: Yadier Molina

    To me this week’s Senor is one of the greatest catchers in the last 20 years and could also be seen standing alongside Danny Trejo in one of his many diverse roles as a Mexican...

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  • Gods Dammit you Frakin nuggets, it’s time to check out the Senor of the Week.  Any BSG fans may recognize him as Captain Apollo but the rest of you know him as Jamie Bamber. Starring...

    Senor of the Week: Jamie Bamber

    Gods Dammit you Frakin nuggets, it’s time to check out the Senor of the Week.  Any BSG fans may recognize him as Captain Apollo but the rest of you know him as Jamie Bamber. Starring...

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