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Peanut’s Christmas Countdown – December 1, 2011
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The Sith Who Stole Christmas
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Revisiting Ellie Meyer
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Senorita of the Week: Misa Campo
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App of the Week Archive
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Bueno’s Netflix Streaming Recommendations
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A New Year, A New Look
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App of the Week – PhotoForge2 and PicSay Pro
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Senorita of the Week: Natasha Mealey
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App of the Week – Mikandi (NSFW)
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Merry Christmas Bueno Joe Readers: Senorita of the Week – Kim
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News Archive
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Grooveshark Under Attack…So Much for Free Music…
Posted on November 23, 2011 | No CommentsGrooveshark, everyone’s favorite site for free streaming music, just ran into some trouble. If you’ve never heard of Grooveshark, basically, it’s a streaming catalog of user uploaded music that anyone can stream for free. If... -
New Episodes of Arrested Development to premiere exclusively on Netflix in 2013
Posted on November 18, 2011 | No CommentsYep, that’s right! After 5 years off the air, Arrested Development will be returning with all new episodes in 2013 and they will be exclusive to Netflix. For fans of the show (including half of... -
Spanker of the Week: The Chinese
Posted on November 18, 2011 | 1 CommentNormally we don’t single out an entire group of non-round eyes for our Spanker of the Week selection but today is not a normal day. No sir, on normal days the Chinese don’t report a... -
Some People in Vegetative States May Be Conscious
Posted on November 11, 2011 | No CommentsResearchers used an EEG machine to discover evidence of awareness in 3 out 16 people who were in a vegetative state caused by brain damage. The findings were released Wednesday. From The Bulletin: In... -
10 Year-Old Has Baby
Posted on November 11, 2011 | 1 CommentAn unnamed ten-year-old from the Mexican state of Puebla has given birth by Caesarian to a premature boy weighing 3.3 pounds. Investigations are under way to discover the father. Even though the minimum age... -
Rick Perry’s Huge Gaffe
Posted on November 10, 2011 | No CommentsThe clip of Perry at the Republican debates has been spreading like butter. Perry is listing the three government agencies he would do away with except there’s one that he can’t quite remember…. ... -
Family Circus Guy Dies
Posted on November 9, 2011 | 2 CommentsBil Keane, writer and creator of Family Circus has gone to the big circle in the sky at the age of 89. RIP Bil! We will spend this day reading your comics and groaning with... -
Beastiality Linked to Penile Cancer
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsNeed a good reason not to have sex with animals? Well, if the whole non-human-orifice thing isn’t enough, a new study showed that giving your dog a bone *wink wink * could lead to... -
Finally the MJ Trial Comes to a Close
Posted on November 7, 2011 | 1 CommentDr. Conrad Murray was found guilty today of involuntary manslaughter for the death of Michael Jackson. Too bad, cuz I’ve been having really bad headaches from pounding my head against the desk everytime I... -
So What About That Earthquake?
Posted on November 7, 2011 | 1 CommentHey St. Louisans! Did you feel the ground shake Saturday night around 10:45? If so, you’re probably a loser. From KSDK: Whether or not you felt it, depended on what you were doing. “Because... -
St. Louis Teens Are Huffing Freon
Posted on November 7, 2011 | 1 CommentOh that sweet, sweet canned air. Is there anything better than a fresh can of freon in the morning? In the evenings of course I prefer to turn on my structurally unsound oven and... -
Aw Hell No!
Posted on November 2, 2011 | 1 CommentWe here at Bueno Joe are very anti-douche. Not the Summer’s Eve kind, that’s cool. The burro understands a need to freshen up. No, we’re anti-douche like the guy at Punching Kitty, TLR and Mike... -
Selling Imposter Maple Syrup Could Land You Behind Bars
Posted on October 26, 2011 | No CommentsVermont Senator Patrick Leahy might have to cut a mutha. People have been selling shit that’s not pure. And that’s not cool. So not cool that he wants to pass legislation that would make... -
McRib is Back!
Posted on October 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsBueno Joe fans and lovers of processed food everywhere. We have a big announcement to make today. After what seems like a lifetime……. The McRib is back!!! That is all. Related Posts:No Related Posts -
Grab a Tissue: Couple of 72 Years Dies Holding Hands
Posted on October 20, 2011 | 2 CommentsNo, they didn’t die because of the hand holding. They died seventy minutes apart and the whole time held each other close. Read on to be seriously depressed. DES MOINES, Iowa — An Iowa couple... -
Dear Christina, Why Did You Eat a Human?
Posted on October 12, 2011 | 5 CommentsI believe a while back we did a post on the sudden weight gain of Christina Aguiera. The article was met with some hostility on our attitude toward women that have a little more than... -
Bueno Joe PSA: Choking Yourself to Death May Cause Harm
Posted on October 12, 2011 | 2 CommentsStudents at Parkway Central have ruined it for everyone. Apparently students have found a new game and couldn’t keep it a secret. They say it’s an alternative to smoking and drinking. No it’s not marker... -
Iranian Actress Wins 90 Lashes for Role in a Film
Posted on October 11, 2011 | No CommentsNo 90 Lashes isn’t an Iranian name for Emmy or Oscar. This woman literally got sentenced to 1 year in prison and ninety lashes for her role in a film. It’s too bad Sandra Bullock... -
Pooper Scoopers
Posted on October 10, 2011 | No CommentsSo I was watching TV the other day, and a commercial for Popeye’s chicken came on. In it, the same pleasant Louisiana accented black woman began the ad with a question. “Haven’t you always... -
Netflix + Qwikster – Qwikster = Netflix
Posted on October 10, 2011 | No CommentsLast month DVD and streaming giant Netflix announced they would be splitting personalities and offering DVD rentals separately under the name Qwikster. Apparently our cries of disappointment were heard as Netflix decided today to drop... -
Steve Jobs, Co-Founder of Apple, has died at 56
Posted on October 5, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s a sad day in the technology world today. Just over 24 hours after Apple announced the next iPhone, news has just been released that the Co-Founder and former head of Apple, Steve Jobs, has... -
City Museum Founder Found Dead
Posted on September 27, 2011 | No CommentsEarly yesterday morning, Bob Cassilly’s body was found in a cement truck at the site of his project, Cementland. The truck appeared to have rolled down a hill, and preliminary reports say Cassilly died... -
Darwin Award Nominee
Posted on September 27, 2011 | No CommentsMany of you may have seen the film “127 Hours” in which James Franco falls in a canyon, gets trapped by a boulder and has to cut off his own arm. Well Amos Wayne Richards... -
Ban me from Xbox Live, I’ll send the Swat Team after you!
Posted on September 25, 2011 | 1 CommentWe’ve all seen them, the Halo players that never miss, the CoD players that shoot you from the other side of the map through 5 buildings, yep, the cheaters. Microsoft has a team of Xbox... -
The Erin Andrews Workout
Posted on September 22, 2011 | 2 CommentsWe here at Bueno Joe love spandex. We also love women. So what could be better than women in spandex? How about Erin Andrews, ESPN reporter and peeping tom victim, exercising in spandex? That’s right...
