It’s that time of year again. The stockings are hung from the chimney, your gifts are wrapped and under the tree, your bank account is empty and your bottle of 3 year old scotch isn’t far behind. We wanted to take a moment to rock you hard this year and revisit one of our favorite Senoritas. So now that the kids are in bed, sit down, relax and remind yourself how freaking hot former October Senorita of the month Kim is…..
Everyone remembers Kim right? Why wouldn’t you? Tell me if this rings a bell; twenty-three years old, blond hair, great smile, smoking hot body, aspired to be one of STL’s Finest, the October Senorita of The Month? Still with me? Great. Now grab your hot cocoa, put the cat outside, and fire up the South Park Christmas album because she’s back. You won’t need no stinking fire or blanket because Kim is bringing the heat, and a brand new pair of twins.
Once again we sat down with Kim to chat, and try out our newest pick up lines and dance moves.
First off, thank you for agreeing to come back for round two. You’ve mentioned a few times on Facebook that you had a lot of fun the first time around. Was this visit as much fun? I had more fun this time, than the time before. NO OFFENSE! It was just set up this time, and I had lots of different outfits to choose from and everything ran so smooth and so quick!No offense taken. Our new photographer has the tools and experience to take our feature to the next level. He’s got a great artistic eye and a really expensive camera.
I can see they have a mind of their own and are certainly a bad influence. I’m sure they are the reason for your most recent acts of debauchery. After viewing the most recent installment, which photo would you pick to show a potential agency should the opportunity arise?
That was a really tough decision! I loved them all but in the end it had to be this one.
What about that shot stands out from the others?I picked this one because of the effect. I love how I am blurred but Santa is not. It’s just perfect! Once again, further proof that our new photographer pretty much rocks. As in your first visit, you were pretty daring in your wardrobe choices for this shoot. Have friends or family voiced any concerns or dropped off pamphlets for churches in your area? Or do they know that you are a wild chick and pretty much expect this behavior?
Mostly everyone knows I am a wild chick and I do what I want without ever answering to anyone! I am me & I always love to have fun! One of my “besties” did mention, how sexy I looked though. Sexy? Really? Sorry. I hadn’t noticed.
Ever done two guys or girls at once?
Absolutely NOT! Although Katy Perry and I may have something in common! What, like waking up in Vegas with glitter all over you? …. That one about skin tight jeans and teenage dreams? ….
Moving on. I don’t mean to keep touching them, or on them, or whatever, but with the addition of the twins will we and our readers be able to find you wandering the streets of Soulard this February?
Correction, MARCH! Mardi Gras is taking place the following month this year! You bet I will be down there! The girls are about to see a whole new life of a party! Right on! What are the chances of us being able to name one of the twins Bueno, and the other Joe, tastefully in red lipstick? And while we are at it, may as well go the whole nine yards and throw a dotcom above the belly button? I would be more than happy to promote your website for you! But I am just not sure about renting advertising space on the twins just yet! Fair enough. Like the fat kid at prom, we’ll take what we can get! How about you wear a Bueno Joe T-shirt and limited edition beads? I am leaning more towards the t-shirt and beads at the moment, but won’t rule out you “tagging the twins” just yet. Excellent! Now we are going to really get personal. Favorite Movie: Hannibal Rising & Grown Ups.
Favorite color: Hot Pink of course!
Favorite type of music and or band: Theory of a Deadman.
Party girl? Party Animal!
Beverage of choice when out and about? Bud Select & Brass Balls.
If a guy wants to impress me he needs to: Compliments go a long way! Show he’s interested and willing to take me out here and there! I am not asking to rush into anything or buy me the world, I am just asking to show some love.
What type of guy is your “type”? I think we all have more than one guy that is our type, but I typically chase the bad asses with tattoos, tall, skinny, and FINE!
Speaking of guys, are you single, attached, or playing the field? I have my eye on a few, but I am just unsure of a few things, so I’m just seeing what happens!
Alright, here is your chance to have the final word. Take this opportunity to tell us what erks you, what you are excited about or anything at all you want to get off your chest. There I go, touching on the chest again. I have one BIG pet peeve! Don’t tell me you will do something & then not do it! That erks the shit out of me, and automatically makes me hit the dislike button! Also, I must say I am absolutely excited about Mardi Gras this year! I skipped it last year & well with the twins & their piercings I know they are going to bring in lots & lots of fun! I’m even thinking about doing it big and offering FREE MOTOR BOATS!
Free motor boats? I have one thing to say. Vroom vroom! I guess that’s two things.
Once again thank you very much for coming back Kim. Don’t forget to tell your friends that we are accepting submissions for future Senoritas of The Week! No Thank you!
Once again thank you very much for coming back Kim. Don’t forget to tell your friends that we are accepting submissions for future Senoritas of The Week! No Thank you!
Special thanks once again go to Big Chris at Expert Images.
