Senorita of the Week: Jessica Biel

By
Shizzle
– June 20, 2011Posted in: Senorita of the Week

Remember when a not quite 18 year old Jessica Biel posed for Gear Magazine, erking the Bejesus (B-hay Zeus) out of Aaron Spelling?   Tired of her squeaky clean image on 7th Heaven she decided to give Mr. 90210 the finger, and us a preview of the gorgeous woman she was destined to be .  Who says teenage rebellion is bad?  After all, she was the only reason to watch that piece of sh!t.  It sure as hell wasn’t because of the moral family values and religious message of that show.  Besides, how many kids does a bible thumping man of god need?  Put a jimmy on it already for f’s sake, and that goes for that Duggar baby factory as well.  Whatever her reason for bitch slapping the old bastard that that gave her her start in the biz, we’re happy it led to where she is now.

Jessica Biel

Name Her Momma Gave Her:  Jessica Claire Biel
Place of Birth:  Ely, Minnesota
Date of Birth: March 3 1982
Fun Fact: Trained to be a gymnast (Mind out of the gutters boys)
Known For: 7th Heaven, The Rules of Attraction, The Illusionist, Blade: Trinity, Elizabethtown, I Now Pronounce Yo Chuck and Larry
Sex in the Champagne Room: Gives her dad (Ray Liotta) a lap dance in Powder Blue
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Much like his first tattoo his name was an impulse purchase and he probably should have given it more thought. He's been accused of not respecting personal space, and He's a former pimp, but sadly never won pimp of the year.